HOLLYWOOD -- You can start calling
Ashton Kutcher the multi-million dollar
man! Word is he'll be back next season
on "Two And a Half Men" for $1 million
an episode. But before he starts shooting
his second season, he'll start shooting
"Jobs," the Steve Jobs biopic about the
late Apple tycoon. Looking at pictures
of Jobs from his youth reveals he and
Ashton could be twins. Job's former
partner at Apple, Steve Wozniak, a
former "Dancing With the Stars" con-
testant, has given his blessing and says,
"Steve would have approved of Ashton
playing him."
Multiple Oscar-winning director
Clint Eastwood: is headed, bak ib
acting x, ia the upconling basbaii!pi c
"Trouble With the Cm've," filming in
Atlar/ta, hometown of.the Braves. But
have no-fear, Clint still-is in control --
he's producing and his partner, Robert
Lorenz, is directing. They've rounded
up a first-rate cast with Justin Timber-
lake, Amy Adams, Matthew Lillard,
John Goodman and Scott Eastwood.
Yes, Scott is Clint's son (with former
flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves) and
had roles in "Gran Torino," "Invictus"
and the January 2013 release of !'Texas
Chainsaw Massacre 3D".
And here's, an update on Clint"S "A
Star Is Born" with Beyonce. Will Fet-
ters, who wrote the screenplay, admitted
he based the role that Tom Cruise may
end up playing on Nirvana lead singer
Kurt Cobain, who met a tragic, prema-
ture end.
"The Help" Oscar-winner Octavia
Spencer is trapped on a train full of
travelers struggling to co-exist in a
world covered in ice and snow in
"Snow Piercer." Her fellow passengers
ar6;'Captain America" Chris Evans,
"Man on a Ledge" co-star Jamie Bell,
Osc-vinner Tilda Swinton ("Michael
Clayton") and two-
.time Oscar nominee
John Hurt.
Carol Burnett
celebrates her 79th
birthday on April 26.
Seems like we met
only yesterday when
I was 11 and she was
26 and starring at The
Phoenix Theatre in
"Once Upon a Mat-
tress," later to move
to Broadway, while
moonlighting on
"The Garry Moore
Show." Her variety
show, "The Carol Burnett Show," ran
for 11 years on CBS. Carol maintains
the networks couldn't afford to produce
a show like hers today, which is one of
the reasons she hasn't return to weekly
television.
Outside of a few guest shots on TV
shows and voice-overs in two animated
films, "Horton Hears a Who" ('08) and
"The Secret World of Arrietty" this
year, she stays close to home with Brian
Miller, her husband of 10 years. He's
a drummer and contractor for the Hol-
lywood Bow ! Orchestra, and 23 years
younger than she. Oh Carol, always a
trendsetter ... you put the "cou-cou" in
cougar before it was even a TV series !
Send letters to Tony Rizzo's Hollywood,
8306 Wilshire Blvd., No. 362, Beverly
Hills, CA 90211.
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Ashton Kutcher
1. GEOG-
RAPHY:
What is
Europe's bFlfi
longest i'ez
fiver?
2. TELEVISION: What was the fictional
home state of"M A S H" surgeon Hawkeye
Pierce?
3. MOVIES: What was the name of the
woodcarver and creator of "Pinocchio" in
the Disney film?
4. LANGUAGE: What does "gesundheit"
mean in German?
5. RELIGION: Who is the patron saint of
dancers?
6. ROYAI_S: Who preceded Queen Elizabeth
H in the English throne?
7. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What is
the term for the pointed wheel at the end of
cowboy boots' spurs?
8. I3TERATURE: In Inn Fleming's spy nov-
els, what agency did James Bond work for?
9. FOOD & DRINK: What fruit that is com-
monly eaten today was widely considered
poisonous until the 18th century?
10. INVENTIONS: What popular drink did
druggist John Pemberton invent in 1886?
ANSWrERS
1. The Volga River
2. Maine
3. Geppetto
4. To your health
5. St. Vitus
6. Her father, George VI
7. Rowel
8. MI6 (Military Intelligence Section 6)
9. The tomato
10. Coca-Cola
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